Puking sucks
really don’t recommend it

Fuck I don’t wanna puke again

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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jimmorita:

fake gamer boys … i bet the only thing you play is halo

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

argonauticae:

people who spell out accents phonetically in fic

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

50kwatch:

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*wipes tears* sorry i took u for granted