mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

I saw this and I was like “isn’t that a guy on supernatural? I should tell tumblr.”

I saw this and I was like “isn’t that a guy on supernatural? I should tell tumblr.”

Ain’t no lie I’m on a boat bitches

Ain’t no lie I’m on a boat bitches

I’m on a boat mothafuckas

GOLF IS NOT A SPORT IT IS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY IT IS CHEATING BY CALLING ITSELF A SPORT KIDS ON THE GOLF TEAM DONT EVEN HAVE TO RUN DURING PRACTICE THAT MEANS ITS NOT A SPORT EVEN THE ROWERS HAVE TO RUN

4th Grade Science Quiz

nightlifemingus:

  • are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
  • were you there? yea
  • did u see the dinos? yea
  • was it sick as hell? oh yea

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING PICTURES OF DONUTS OMG

fuck periods